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Got $10? You Too Can Live In Beautiful…Detroit

Homes in Detroit are selling for $100, but realtors say that if you offered 10 percent of that, you’d have a deal:

He said there were homes on the market for $100 (£61), but an offer of just $10 (£6) would be likely to be accepted.

Speaking on a BBC 2 documentary, Requiem for Detroit, to be screened on Saturday, Mr Prophit said: “The property is listed by the city of Detroit as being worth $35,000 (£22,000), but the bank know that is impossible to ask.

“This part of town has got a lot of bad press in the media because it featured in Eminem’s film ‘Eight Mile’, but that particular road is fifteen minutes up the road and that is a long way in Detroit.”

There’s your savior. Get Marshall up there and have him buy all these cribs up for his posse. Bring in MTV cribs and turn that neighbor out!

I mean, what’s so bad about Detroit:

“Detroit is a city in decline. We are known as the Murder Capital of America, because of the number of deaths each year.”

Right.

Well, keep electing people like Kwame Kilpatrick and see how that works for you. I’m sure Jennifer Granholm has a perfect solution for the problem. I’m guessing it involves looting the taxpayers in about 49 other states to fix the mess Democrats have made in one.

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