The peace-loving, homosexual free country of Iran issued a statement today concerning its effort for spreading peace around the world:
Iran threatened Monday to attack some 170 American targets in the Middle East and around the world if it is attacked by Israel or the US, Israel Radio reported.
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The Revolutionary Guards’ Ground Forces Command is able to easily kill American nationals staying in the Middle East. “Several years ago they [Americans] were far away from us by thousands of kilometers. Now they are so close we can touch them,” the Iranian general said.
Touch them? Only with hugs of friendship, I’m sure.
Seriously though. This is going to be an instance where Iran rattles its saber and then hits us, and the left will make us out to be the bad guys. Pipe down, Iran. You’ll get yours if you deserve it.
