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Only A Parent Who Truly Hates Their Child Would Do This

I cannot think of a quicker way to get me into court for attempted murder than for someone to give me this “gift” for my birthday:

Dominic Deville stalks young victims for a week, sending chilling texts, making prank phone calls and setting traps in letterboxes.

He posts notes warning children they are being watched, telling them they will be attacked.

But Deville is not an escaped lunatic or some demonic monster.

He is a birthday treat, hired by mum and dad, and the ‘attack’ involves being splatted in the face with a cake.

‘The child feels more and more that it is being pursued,’ said Deville.

‘The clown’s one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days.’

If the boy or girl manages to avoid the ‘hit’, they are given the cake as a birthday present. Well, that’s alright then.

Oh yeah, it’s all right then.

By the way, here’s a pic of Dominic in his work uniform:


Agency offers evil clowns for kids birthday parties
Only a parent who truly hates his child would hire this man to celebrate another year on Earth.

What’s wrong with people?

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  • Dave

    Can we hire him to do that to the incumbents who win re-election in November? ;)

  • Dave

    Can we hire him to do that to the incumbents who win re-election in November? ;)

  • http://nicedeb.wordpress.com Nice Deb

    I saw that earlier today from Hot Air Headlines. My reaction was the same as yours.

    I don’t get it. It makes absolutely no sense to me…Who would hire someone to psychologically torment their own child, and assault them with birthday cake? That picture scares ME… These are KIDs, for God’s sake.
    .-= Nice Deb´s last blog ..Video: Andrew Breitbart Rocks The Washington DC Tea Party =-.

  • http://nicedeb.wordpress.com Nice Deb

    I saw that earlier today from Hot Air Headlines. My reaction was the same as yours.

    I don’t get it. It makes absolutely no sense to me…Who would hire someone to psychologically torment their own child, and assault them with birthday cake? That picture scares ME… These are KIDs, for God’s sake.
    .-= Nice Deb´s last blog ..Video: Andrew Breitbart Rocks The Washington DC Tea Party =-.

  • http://indulgencesimple-learnmakeup.blogspot.com/ Princess of Gossip

    Lame but interesting. Maybe I should wear a wig to scare away my neighbor’s kids from playing in my pond. :)

  • http://indulgencesimple-learnmakeup.blogspot.com/ Princess of Gossip

    Lame but interesting. Maybe I should wear a wig to scare away my neighbor’s kids from playing in my pond. :)