MORE kangaroos should be slaughtered and eaten to help save the world from global warming, environmental activists say.

I didn’t make that up. I found it right here. The environmental activists: Greenpeace.

The controversial call to cut down on beef and serve more of the national symbol on our dinner plates follows a report on curbing greenhouse gas emissions damaging the planet.
Greenpeace energy campaigner Mark Wakeham urged Aussies to substitute some red meat for roo to help reduce land clearing and the release of methane gas.

“It is one of the lifestyle changes we can make,” Mr Wakeham said.

“Changing our meat consumption habits is a small way to make an impact.”

Now it’s the kangaroos that are causing global warming. Do you think the dinosaurs died out because of so many years of Titanosaurus farts? That comet theory is a little loose, but there is obviously a problem with all these animals breaking wind. They aren’t just breaking wind, they are breaking the climate.

I promise to do my part by killing any kangaroo I see in the wild and eating as much steak as I can.

Editorial Note: I’ve eaten Kangaroo, and it was delicious! -Andrew