There have been some pretty outlandish solutions proposed to combat global warming, but finally, there is one I can support. Liberals, stop breeding:
At the age of 27 this young woman at the height of her reproductive years was sterilised to “protect the planet”.
Incredibly, instead of mourning the loss of a family that never was, her boyfriend (now husband) presented her with a congratulations card.
While some might think it strange to celebrate the reversal of nature and denial of motherhood, Toni relishes her decision with an almost religious zeal.
“Having children is selfish. It’s all about maintaining your genetic line at the expense of the planet,” says Toni, 35.
“Every person who is born uses more food, more water, more land, more fossil fuels, more trees and produces more rubbish, more pollution, more greenhouse gases, and adds to the problem of over-population.”
There’s a problem with overpopulation? Oh, yeah, right…there’s a problem with overpopulation. Liberals, you know how irresponsible we mouth-breathing conservatives are, so it’s up to you to control this thing. You have to get sterilized, the sooner, the better.
“The only person who understood how I felt was my first husband, who didn’t want children either.
“We both passionately wanted to save the planet - not produce a new life which would only add to the problem.”
So, instead of mapping out plans for a family, Toni and her husband began discussing medical options to ensure they would never reproduce.
Toni, from Taunton, Somerset, says: “When I was 21, I considered sterilisation for the first time.
“I’d been on the Pill for five years and didn’t want to take hormone-based contraception indefinitely.
“I went to my GP, but she wouldn’t even consider the idea.”
Probably sexism, even though the doc was a woman. She’s probably sexist. A self-loather.
“We decided my husband would have a vasectomy instead. He was 25, just a few years older than me, but the GP allowed him to go ahead.
See, sexism. Without a doubt. There is a glass ceiling on sterilization. Who knew?
“I found it insulting that she thought that, just because I was a woman, I’d reach a point where an urge to breed would overcome all rational thought.”
Rational thought? This woman is lecturing other on rational thought? I mean, see liberals. It is rational to sterilze yourself for the planet. If you don’t, no one will. It is up to you.
How about this for some logic:
Toni was happy, at last, with fellow environmentalists who shared her philosophy. But when she was 25, disaster struck.
“I discovered that despite taking the Pill, I’d accidentally fallen pregnant by my boyfriend.
“I was horrified. I knew straight away there was no option of having the baby.
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“I didn’t like having a termination, but it would have been immoral to give birth to a child that I felt strongly would only be a burden to the world.
“I’ve never felt a twinge of guilt about what I did, and have honestly never wondered what might have been.”
It is worse to create life than destroy it as long as you are protecting life. Please libs, act now.
