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Here’s a special deal for all the Ron Paul supporters out there…
Surely you’ve heard that Dennis Hof — owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel near Carson City — has cast the first official whorehouse endorsement of the 2008 presidential campaign when he announced that he’ll back Republican Rep. Ron Paul. Not only that, but he tells The Chronicle of a unique promotion: To those who enter into Hof’s establishment and declare that “I’m pimping for Paul,” Hof will bequeath the services of two bunnies for the price of one. Or double whatever they choose to partake of there. Some of you know the drill.
So what’s stopping anybody from just coming in and saying that they’re Paul Pimps just to double their pleasure?
“Oh, I’m sure that some peoeple will do that. That’s OK, it will all work out in the end,” Hof said. “We just want people to hear what Ron Paul has to say.” There’s a can labeled “Pimping for Paul” just inside the entrance where new Paulheads can drop coins for their newfound favorite candidate. It’s the same sort of cans that have been there in the past as a fundraising receptacle for the local battered woman’s shelter, the children’s hospital and so on.
Said Air Force Amy — one of the house bunnies told us that “a guy just dropped $100 in there. We’ve never had such a popular cause before.” [source]
There were a few jokes that came to mind as I read this, but I just can’t bring myself to add them to this post.
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