I have to be honest with you. I don’t follow celebrity gossip. To me, it seems like cotton candy. It’s pretty, and it’s sweet, but there’s really nothing there. I prefer the meat and potatoes of politics, with liberals playing the part of the vegetables. But I know there are a lot of people who are really concerned with what Jessica Simpson is doing, or who she’s doing it to, or whatever. So when some gossip news sneaks past my firewall, I give it a look just so I can see what kind of example the glitter brains of the world are setting for the kids – and adults who act like kids.
So Britney Spears has lost her children to her baby-daddy, Kevin Federline. How bad of a mother do you have to be to lose your kids to a shiftless wigga like Federline? Well pretty bad, let me tell you. This is someone our society is idolizing as a celebrity. She lost her kids, showed the world the bearded clam because she can’t remember to put on her undies, shaved her head, and is now knocked up again by some random dude. You go girl!
Now her little sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, is sixteen years old and pregnant. Let me phrase that another way. Sixteen year old star of Nickelodeon’s highly rated program, Zoey 101, has gotten knocked up just like her dumbass sister Britney. The highly responsible father is a 19 year old statutory rapist. Nice work, Jamie Lynn. The 9-14 year old girls who idolize you because of your television show are sure to learn great things from the example you’ve set.
I know what you’re thinking. Who is the retard who raised this dynamic duo? That would be Lynne Spears, who has written a book on parenting. The book has been put on hold (gasp) by Christian book publisher Thomas Nelson, which publishes mostly inspirational books and Bibles. You can be sure that the book will come out eventually though. The world has just got to know how to raise more slutty and immoral daughters.
There, I’ve gotten it out of my system and can get back to things that matter. Now I wonder if the Democrats will push for emergency funding for Jamie Lynn’s baby…
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