The Stupid People Files: West Virgina Woman Arrested for Wiping Her Nose on a Cop’s Shirt

By Duane Lester • Dec 27th, 2007

She probably would have gone for the Farmer’s Blow on his shoes if her hands were free:

A woman in this Charleston suburb was charged with battery on a police officer after the officer said she wiped her nose on the back of his shirt.

Cpl. S.E. Elliott said he had arrested the 36-year-old woman last week after seeing her slap a man, bite him on the elbow and spit in his face. Elliott said the woman wiped her nose on him as he led her into the police station for booking on a charge of domestic battery.

Real classy woman.

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