Word is that Osama’s security head has been captured in Pakistan:

Dr. Amin al Haq, the security coordinator of Osama bin Laden’s Black Guard, “was apprehended from Lahore couple of days back,” The Nation reported, citing “credible Afghan sources.” Al Haq is said to be “under interrogation” at an undisclosed location.

I sure hope we are treating him kindly. I’d hate for someone who directs the protection of Osama bi Laden to be handled in an uncomfortable manner.

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