Enviro-mafia Warns - Global Warming Will Result in Us Eating…BUGS!!!!

Ever watch Scare Tactics? I swear, some of the people who wrote the scenarios for that show have been paid to write for the enviro-mafia.

Case in point:

If the thought of eating bugs and roadkill freaks you out, consider this: competition for the world’s dwindling resources is heating up right along with the planet, and global warming is worsening food shortages all over the world. In this land o’ plenty o’ processed foods, most Americans can’t imagine an era when we’d be forced to subsist on weeds, bugs, and — till we run out of gas — roadkill.

But, people eat bugs now. Here’s a 24 count box of chocolate covered insects. Or, if you prefer just crickets, try this:

The time has come to introduce our tasty bugs for human consumption.

Our crickets are oven roasted to perfection and then covered with the finest chocolate available to create one truly unforgettable exotic snack.

Wanna get creative? Try the Eat A Bug Cookbook.

And people eat almost anything for $50,000 on Fear Factor.

This is just more “scare tactics” from the Church to make us fall into lockstep with the rest of Al Gore’s myrmidons.

Well, boogity-boogity-boogity. Have some chocolate covered mealworms and pedal your green bike home.

Hat Tip: American Thinker Blog