Not only has Barack Obama beaten Hillary in primary after primary, but now he is taking the country music industry’s best on, and beating them:

For Mr. Obama, who is not a country music entertainer, the award represents a significant upset since it had been expected to go to longtime country favorite Kenny Chesney.

Mr. Obama barely had time to cobble together an acceptance speech when he received word that he had also won the Nobel Prize for Chemistry.

The Illinois senator had been considered a long shot to win the Nobel, given his history of not being a chemist, but the Nobel committee awarded it to him nonetheless, passing over the prohibitive favorite for the prize, Dr. Hiroshi Kyosuke.

Wow. I mean….just, wow.

The news about the Nobel Prize was slightly overshadowed by the release of a new poll today showing Sen. Obama defeating Hannah Montana in a head-to-head match-up. The poll showed Mr. Obama defeating the young superstar 67 percent to 31 percent among people who describe themselves as rabid fans of Hannah Montana.

It’s over man. I mean, beating Hillary is one thing, but Hannah Montana. Johnny Mac can’t compete with that and you know it.

_{(Yes, I know this is satire.)}

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