LOS ANGELES — An attorney claims security agents gave a woman a pair of pliers and forced her to remove her nipple rings in order to board an airline flight.

Los Angeles attorney Gloria Allred issued a press statement Thursday making the allegation but she didn’t provide details. A news conference was scheduled.

(Source.)

Couple of thoughts here. First, what did she look like?

NO! That’s not what I meant to say. I meant to say that she knew she would have to clear the metal detector at the airport. Everyone knows that these days. So if she is loading herself down with cast iron nipple rings and then wants special treatment because she’s so trendy, well sorry. Rules are rules.

No exceptions for your body piercings.

What the heck is she wearing that is going to set off a metal detector anyway?

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