Election Humor

By Douglas Weber • May 15th, 2008

There are always some good jokes around election time. Lets post a bunch here in the comments. Here is one to get things started.

Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John Mc Cain were
flying to a debate.
Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, “You know I could throw a
$1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.”
Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, “I could throw ten $100 bills
out of the window
and make ten people very happy.”

John added, “That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of
the
window and make a hundred people very happy.”

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his copilot,
“Such
big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window and
make 156 million people very happy.”

I’m voting for the Pilot

Douglas Weber Doug Weber was born in the suburbs of Philadelphia moved to the midwest to grow up outside of Minneapolis and attend the University of MN where he studied Economics. In 1993 Doug moved back to the east coast, married and currently lives just west of Philadelphia again. Doug's first vote for a President was for Ronald Reagan, but he did not become engaged in politics till the election of 2000. Watching Al Gore try to steal the Presidency all while blaming George W. Bush got him talking and watching. He has been devouring podcasts, talk radio, and political books ever since.
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