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More Election Humor, or is it?

By Douglas Weber • May 29th, 2008

I Hope you understand the difference between the three candidates, but just in case you don’t, here is a little parable to help.

John McCain, Hillary Clinton and Barak Obama were walking down a Washington, D.C. Street when they came upon a homeless person. The Republican, McCain, gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his office for a job. He then took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

Hillary was very impressed, so when they came upon another homeless person, she decided to help. She walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. She then reached into McCain’s pocket and got out $20. She kept $15 for her administrative fees and gave the homeless person $5.

When they came upon yet another homeless person, Barak told the homeless person to “Have
Hope. Change is coming,” and gave him nothing.

Now, do you understand The Differences?

Douglas Weber Doug Weber was born in the suburbs of Philadelphia moved to the midwest to grow up outside of Minneapolis and attend the University of MN where he studied Economics. In 1993 Doug moved back to the east coast, married and currently lives just west of Philadelphia again. Doug's first vote for a President was for Ronald Reagan, but he did not become engaged in politics till the election of 2000. Watching Al Gore try to steal the Presidency all while blaming George W. Bush got him talking and watching. He has been devouring podcasts, talk radio, and political books ever since.
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