China, sorry, Communist China had a cute little girl trot out and sing a happy little song, “Ode to the Motherland,” while Communist China’s flag was being raised. It was beautiful. And it was fake. As it turns out, the real little girl was just too darn ugly for the Communist leaders:

Pigtailed Lin Miaoke was selected to appear because of her cute appearance and did not sing a note, Chen Qigang, the general music designer of the ceremony, said in an interview with a state broadcaster aired Tuesday.

Photographs of Lin in a bright red party dress were published in newspapers and websites all over the world and the official China Daily hailed her as a rising star on Tuesday.

But Chen said the girl whose voice was actually heard by the 91,000 capacity crowd at the Olympic stadium during the spectacular ceremony was in fact seven-year-old Yang Peiyi, who has a chubby face and uneven teeth.

“The reason why little Yang was not chosen to appear was because we wanted to project the right image, we were thinking about what was best for the nation,” Chen said in an interview that appeared briefly on the news website Sina.com before it was apparently wiped from the Internet in China.

Project the right image? Isn’t NBC doing a good enough job for you? I mean, look at the crap they have been spewing since the games started:

NBC’s Matt Lauer, broadcasting live from the Great Wall of China on Monday’s “Today” show, referred to the “double-edged sword” of the world’s attention being on China for the Summer Olympic Games and asked a Chinese professor about how that “spotlight” might be “co-opted by party crashers who have a bone to pick with this country. He then asked the professor, “How worried are the people here about that?” [audio available here]

Lauer, who will be in China during the next weeks for the Olympics, interviewed Professor Teng Dimeng of the Beijing Foreign Studies University 20 minutes into 7 am Eastern hour of the NBC program. According to the University’s own website, it is a “key university under the [Chinese] Ministry of Education” and that “since her initiation, the [Communist] Party Central Committee and the late Chinese leaders, including Mao Zedong and Zhou Enlai, has provided great care and teachings for the development of the university.” Therefore, Lauer, despite introducing Teng as a professor, was actually speaking to an employee of the Communist Chinese government.
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Teng answered Lauer’s questions as you might expect a Chinese government employee would respond. He replied to the host’s “party crashers” remark that “China is a nation with a long history of forgiving, and also tolerance.” Lauer might want to check with the Dalai Lama and the Catholic bishops in China about that.

Maybe CBS isn’t helping project the right image when it talked about China gaining prosperity, “The Communist Way:”

On Monday’s CBS Early Show, co-host Julie Chen introduced a segment on China hosting the Olympics: “Well, the Olympic games are more than a chance for the world’s athletes to excel, they also give the host nation an opportunity to shine. For China and it’s 1.3 billion people, the Beijing games are feeding a groundswell of pride.” Chen then went to correspondent Barry Petersen who declared: “From designer clothes to new cars, China is getting rich. Democracies once bragged that theirs was the only way to economic success. China is doing it the communist way.”

100,000,000 dead. That’s the communist way. Don’t let a little fireworks, pretty flags and the best efforts of useful idiots make you forget that.