The history of the Earth, according to L. Ron Hubbard:
Once upon a time (75 million years ago to be more precise) there was an alien galactic ruler named Xenu. Xenu was in charge of all the planets in this part of the galaxy including our own planet Earth, except in those days it was called Teegeeack.
Xenu the alien ruler Now Xenu had a problem. All of the 76 planets he controlled were overpopulated. Each planet had on average 178 billion people. He wanted to get rid of all the overpopulation so he had a plan.
Xenu took over complete control with the help of renegades to defeat the good people and the Loyal Officers. Then with the help of psychiatrists he called in billions of people for income tax inspections where they were instead given injections of alcohol and glycol mixed to paralyse them. Then they were put into space planes that looked exactly like DC8s (except they had rocket motors instead of propellers).
These DC8 space planes then flew to planet Earth where the paralysed people were stacked around the bases of volcanoes in their hundreds of billions. When they had finished stacking them around then H-bombs were lowered into the volcanoes. Xenu then detonated all the H-bombs at the same time and everyone was killed.
Hubbard then goes on to explain how Xenu collected all their souls, took them to the cinema and told them they were God. These “body thetans” live in us today, and cause most of our problems.
No, I’m not making this up.
When I first read this, I remember thinking, “Why would you go into a tax collector’s office, if you saw that nobody was coming back out?” Honestly, wouldn’t that be a red flag? I think that everyone getting audited at the same office, and no one coming out after the audit would make me think something was afoot.
Fast forward from the days of Xenu’s reign to modern day China, where you could apply for a permit to protest during the Olympics. There are around 1.3 billion people in China. One hundred forty-nine of them would become a body thetan if Xenu were around:
According to the rules governing protests, today is the last day anyone could apply for permission to demonstrate during the Olympic Games.
The state-run New China News Agency said Monday that the applications received since Aug. 1, a week before the Games opened, included such things as labor disputes and inadequate welfare.
But 74 of the applications were withdrawn because the problems “were properly addressed by relevant authorities or departments through consultations,” the news agency said, citing an unidentified spokesman for the Public Security Bureau.
Two other applications were suspended because they did not provide sufficient information and one was rejected because it violated laws against demonstrations and protests, the spokesman said.
That in and of itself isn’t that bad. The government says you can apply, then doesn’t approve any. What is very Xenuesqe is arresting those who apply, and then assigning them “reeducation through labor.” Oh, and they are elderly:
The two women, both in their late 70s, have never spoken out against China’s authoritarian government. Both walk with the help of a cane, and Ms. Wang is blind in one eye. Their grievance, receiving insufficient compensation when their homes were seized for redevelopment, is perhaps the most common complaint among Chinese displaced during the country’s long streak of fast economic growth.
But the Beijing police still sentenced the two women to an extrajudicial term of “re-education through labor†this week for applying to hold a legal protest in a designated area in Beijing, where officials promised that Chinese could hold demonstrations during the Olympic Games.
They became the most recent examples of people punished for submitting applications to protest.
International Olympic Committee President Jacques Rogge told the press last year “You will see that the Olympic Games will change China.” How absurd. It didn’t take long for the Chinese to show what a communist state is all about.
Internet? Censored. Religious freedom? Banned. Unattractive children? Not good for the state.
Oh, they also executed 374 people during the Olympics.
“According to reliable estimates, on average China secretly executes around 22 prisoners every day – that’s 374 people during the Olympic games.
“Everyone involved in this year’s Olympics, especially the IOC, should be pressing China to reveal the extent of its use of the death penalty, to reduce the 60-plus crimes for which it can be imposed and to move toward abolition.”
Chinese criminal law professor Liu Renwen estimated that 8,000 executions took place during 2006 in China…
Generally, China uses a hollow point bullet to the head as means of execution. At one time, they then charged the family for the cost of the round. You can be executed for tax fraud, small scale drug sales and “crimes against national symbols and treasures, such as theft of cultural relics and the killing of pandas.”
It’s stories like this that should be talked about by Matt Lauer and the other China pimping talking heads in the mainstream media. When you hear that a “very high percentage of the people in China are happy with their lot in life” or about China succeeding “the Communist way,” understand what that really means. It seems that 1.3 billion Chinese (minus 149 or so) understand that when Xenu calls you in for an audit, it’s best to just say, “Thanks, but no thanks.”
