Everybody's a Critic

What do you do when a karaoke singer butchers a favorite song of yours?  You attack him of course: 

SEATTLE —  A woman attacked a singer belting out Coldplay on Thursday night, telling him he “sucked” before she pushed and punched him to get him to stop singing, bar staff said.

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When she was escorted outside, the 21-year-old woman “went crazy,” Willmette said, throwing punches at him and others, including an off-duty police officer.

Honestly lady, it’s freakin’ Coldplay.  It’s not like it’s AC/DC or something good.  That could warrant a beating.  But Coldplay.  That’s like getting upset about someone ruining a Nelson song. 

Have another Jagermeister and shut up.