Many Floridians make the claim “Florida is the Penis of the United States” and follow the claim with a statment concerning the obvious visual relationship to the rest of the US. They continue to say everything happens in Florida. From the violent, outragous, sickening, and humerous, it seems to always happen here, and Florida gets all the attention.
Florida loves to be the center of attention. The 2000 election created a national stir, the tragic death of Jessica Lunsford has changed legislation in numerous states, and Florida held primaries early this year along with Michigan and Nevada which made waves. Not only does Florida like getting the attention, Florida wants to control what the rest of the body…uh…country thinks.
The Bizarre Florida Blog is dedicated to reporting the unique news items which make Florida special. Their slogan reads:
Exploding pythons. Armless, one-legged drivers. The thief who stashed a puppy in his pants. Welcome to Bizarre Florida, where weird is the norm.
Whether you are in search of a good laugh or perspective to know you are normal, check out Bizarre Florida. With great headlines like:
“Crack cocaine inflation pushes man over the edge”
“They have sex, he dies, she robs him and goes on a sex rampage”
Take a break from politics and meaningful news to reaffirm your notion that dumber people than you do exist in this world.
