Hey Parents!
Are you overweight? Are you looking for a cheap an easy way to buy more food? Need money for the soccer ball your chubby kid will reject for their Nintendo Wii?
Well, now you can get all these things, just for getting your heavy backside out from in front of the television and walking! That’s right! Walking!
Under the scheme people who exercise would receive supermarket-style vouchers to spend on sports gear and healthy food.
Those attending keep-fit classes or weight loss clubs could be eligible for rewards, as well as those walking to bus or train stations.
Critics claim the rewards will be a form of bribery. It is thought machines would be placed in schools or stations so parents or commuters could swipe their cards to tot up points.
As with all government programs, this one is also easy to abuse and comes with the efficiency of the national government behind it! Get your fatty card today and start walking yourself to a new tomorrow.
If you don’t, soon the government will be making it mandatory.
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