No, not Democrat bones. Geronimo’s bones. Supposedly, Yale University’s Skull and Bones Society stole them and have them in their headquarters.
Harlyn Geronimo, 59, of Mescalero, N.M., wants to prove the skull and bones purportedly taken from a burial plot in Fort Sill, Okla., are indeed those of his great-grandfather. They’re now said to be in the club’s headquarters.
If they are proven to be those of Geronimo, his great-grandson wants them buried near the Indian leader’s birthplace in southern New Mexico’s Gila Wilderness.
Aside from the numerous members of the Skull and Bones Society currently in American politics, this makes political news for the last paragraph:
Harlyn Geronimo wrote last year to President Bush, seeking his help in recovering the bones. The president’s paternal grandfather, Prescott Bush, was allegedly one of those who helped steal the bones.
Give up the bones, boys. Stop being a bone stealin’, coffin confessing, world-ruling, conspiracy factory. Leave that to the Masons. They have precedent.
Hold a bake sale or something. You’re scaring people.
