A study done by real scientists has come to the conclusion that Barack Obama cannot be corrupted by power. Since it’s science, I guess I can’t argue with it:
“Our research suggests that people may not need to worry too much about power corrupting Obama,” according to Joe Magee of New York University, who collaborated in the study.
“His newfound power might enable the change he desires rather than that power changing him instead. This is contrary to what most people think: that the longer he works in Washington the more he will be influenced by the same old ways of doing things,” Magee added.
So there it is. Just because Obama grew up politically in a culture that has had 1000 arrests for political corruption since 1971 doesn’t mean that this new power will corrupt him. I mean the power will be “changed,” not Obama.
And let’s not question the study. I mean, they did five experiements, ok? Five.
Obama is a rock.
Hat Tip: House of Eratosthenes
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