Pelosi Says Birth Control Will Stimulate Economy, Plus A Real Birth Control Measure Guaranteed to Prevent Unwanted Pregnancies

In the so called stimulus bill, there are hundreds of millions of dollars earmarked for birth control.  Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi says this will stimulate the economy because there will be less children in the future to be a burden on the government.

This is insulting.

STEPHANOPOULOS: Hundreds of millions of dollars to expand family planning services. How is that stimulus?

PELOSI: Well, the family planning services reduce cost. They reduce cost. The states are in terrible fiscal budget crises now and part of what we do for children’s health, education and some of those elements are to help the states meet their financial needs. One of those – one of the initiatives you mentioned, the contraception, will reduce costs to the states and to the federal government.
STEPHANOPOULOS: So no apologies for that?

PELOSI: No apologies. No. we have to deal with the consequences of the downturn in our economy.

She is actually suggesting that rather than reducing the amount of spending, we reduce the amount of children.  This is how liberals “deal with the consequences” of liberal policies and economic downturn.  Let’s not even consider reducing spending.  Let’s reduce the population.

Why would she even attempt to sell something to ridiculous?  Because the millions of dollars earmarked in the bill are slated to go to Planned Parenthood:

A Clinton-era program allows states to seek a waiver to offer Medicaid “family planning” services — including people who are not poor enough to qualify for Medicaid. If they seek the waiver, the federal government matches the state funding with $9 for every $1.

On Friday, when the House Energy & Commerce Committee considered the congressional Democrats’ spending bill, the committee eliminated the waiver requirement.

As a result, all 50 states will now offer Medicaid “family planning” services (including contraception) with the federal government offering the same $9 to $1 match. Although the money doesn’t fund abortions directly, it goes to Planned Parenthood, the nation’s largest abortion business, which would otherwise have to spend its own money on contraception.

Pro-life advocates say the governmental funds frees up Planned Parenthood dollars to promote and perform abortions that it would otherwise have to spend on family planning.

We are now supposed to give more money to an organization that performs abortions on children that were obviously raped, yet did not report the rape to the authorities.  And because of the increased public funding of birth control, they can shift their private funds to other activities, such as abortions.

And this will stimulate the economy.

This is because of the liberal Democrat’s worldview that every citizen of the country is a dependent, a ward of the state.  Perhaps Chairman Pelosi should ask herself who is going to pay the taxes in the future if there is a steep drop-off in population due to her birth control stimulus plan. 

Let me solve this problem.  This birth control plan is a sure fire winner and will not soak the taxpayer to fund abortions is a roundabout way.

Any man or woman who wants to prevent an unwanted pregnancy can simply print out the following picture and post it above his or her bed:

Regardless of the blood alcohol level involved in the night’s events, this picture, once seen by any red blooded American man, will cause a rapid retreat of blood from very specific blood vessels in his body.  Because of this, intercourse will be impossible.

Now that I have solved this problem, can we forget about giving my looted money to Planned Parenthood?