It seems that this one had a case of the Mondays:
ORLANDO, Fla. — A Central Florida elementary school teacher was arrested for driving under the influence on her way to morning classes, according to police.
Police said Vicki Tucker was taken into custody in the parking lot of West Oaks Elementary School after witnesses said they saw her car swerving in the road and bouncing off curbs.
Tucker, who teaches emotionally challenged students, had bloodshot eyes and was slurring her speech when she was approached by officers, according to investigators.
The police found an empty but cold can of beer and bottles of oxycodone and xanex in the car. She told police she had just found out she had a terminal disease. Because, when you find out you have a terminal disease, you load up on beer and meds and head to work with special needs kids.
Not buying it.
Another reason for homeschooling.

Police said Vicki Tucker was taken into custody in the parking lot of West Oaks Elementary School after witnesses said they saw her car swerving in the road and bouncing off curbs.