It’s Saturday and I actually have the day off, so I’m going fishing with the family. You don’t have it so easy. You have some reading assignments, but first, I give you Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee.

And now, your weekend links:

• California Conservative explains why Lindsey Graham is utterly useless.
• John Stossel. Nuff said.
• Staff Sgt. Jared Monti is awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor posthumously.
• Jeff Bezos shows President Obama how to apologize.
• Red State has a great video and a few suggestions for when you ask your Congressman, “Did you read the health care bill?”
• Doug Ross has some great new yard signs for your Obama supporting neighbors.
• Hillary calls Chavez stooge “reckless.“
• Remember, it’s not about him…but Obama suggests that White Sox pitcher Mark Buehrle threw a perfect game because he wore a White Sox jacket at teh All Star Game.
• Iowahawk has a special guest commentary written by Sen. Ted Kennedy titled, “You Stay Here While I Swim and Get Us Some Universal Health Care“
• Glenn Beck, lederhosen and the Obama Youth Brigade. So, there you go…
• Remember the AARP’s support of ObamaCare. Here’s a look at how the elderly will be “treated” under government health care.
• Gateway Pundit has more.

And now, who’s talking about the whole Cambridge-Gates-Racism-Obama thing? Pretty much everyone:

• Power Line – Because he’s a jerk in America?
• Riehl World News – A Gatesgate At Henry Gates’ “Bogus” Charity?
• Betsy’s Page – An incident in Cambridge
• Hugh Hewitt – Charles Krauthammer on the Cambridge Cops
• American Thinker Blog – New York Times covers for Obama’s surrender in Gates Affair
• The Other McCain – Frantic Mechanism Jiggering: Racist Attractor?
• Sierra Faith – The Non-Apology “Apology”
• The Other McCain – I must be an idiot
• Pajamas Media – The Gates Arrest: Sgt. Crowley’s Nightmare Is All Too Real
• The American Pundit – Black Officer At Scene Supports White Officer in Gates Case
• American Thinker Blog – Every White Man’s Nightmare
• The Patriot Room – NY Times Compares Gates Case to King, Manson, Iran-Contra and Unabomber
• Pajamas Media – Gates and Obama’s Nostalgia for Racism
• Gateway Pundit – Black Police Sgt. Leon Lashley Backs Sgt. Crowley 100% In Arresting Unruly Professor Gates (Video)
• Ed Driscoll – “Liberals Ought Not To Applaud Such Stereotyping — They Should Be Fighting it”
• Scared Monkeys – Barack Obama’s Racist Stupidity … The One Calls it a Teaching Moment, Who’s, Yours? The Same Teaching Moment When BO Made Fun of Special Olympics
• Wizbang – Calibrating The Rhetoric
• Daily Pundit – Sigh…
• Right Soup – Obama Performs Olympic Backstroke On Gates Arrest
• Howard was Right – Angry Prez Gives Cambridge Cops the Old One-Two-Three
• Holy Coast – Cambridge Cops Ask Obama to Apologize
• Patterico’s Pontifications – Gates’ Arrest Update
• The Other McCain – Union: Why Does Obama Hate Cops?
• The Sundries Shack – Upper-Class Gates and No-Class Ambinder

Ok, that’s not exactly everyone, but that’s quite a bit. Here’s a few off the topic links you might like:

• Simply birolliant – the incredible 10ft ‘photographs’ drawn with a ballpoint pen
• Cubs Fans Still Trying to Figure Out…Hats
• Top 5 Portable DVD Players
• NASA finds monster black hole sucking up gas, dust and stars at centre of galaxy
• Behold! My Mac mini media center
• What if cartoons were real?
• Why Google Won’t Last Forever

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