A Guy Goes Into A Bar…

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I found this at Barking Moonbat Early Warning System, who had stolen it…so I stole it too:

A guy goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender.

The robot says, “What will you have?”

The guy says “Martini.”

The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man,

“What’s your IQ?”

The guy says, “168.”

The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar.

The robot bartender says, “What will you have?”

The guy says, “Martini”.

Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?”

The guy says, “100.”

The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.

He goes back into the bar.

The robot says, “What will you have?”

The guy says, “Martini”, and the robot brings him another great martini.

The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?”

The guy says, “Uh, about 50.”

The robot leans in real close and says, “So… you people still happy you voted for Obama?”

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    • Martin

      Well go ahead…publish the punchline…waiting!!!!

      Is this thing on?

    • Martin

      Well go ahead…publish the punchline…waiting!!!!

      Is this thing on?

    • http://www.allamericanblogger.com Duane Lester

      The fact that you don’t get it only adds to my laughter.

      Thanks, Martin.

    • http://www.allamericanblogger.com Duane Lester

      The fact that you don’t get it only adds to my laughter.

      Thanks, Martin.

    • 44Grim

      cold. but hilarious. and in many cases true.

    • 44Grim

      cold. but hilarious. and in many cases true.

    • Martin

      Is it that you are saying all Liberals like Martinis?

    • Martin

      Is it that you are saying all Liberals like Martinis?

    • http://www.rfcradio.com Andrew Riley

      This one’s for you, Martin. With Love.

      Play Video Comment

    • http://www.rfcradio.com Andrew Riley

      This one’s for you, Martin. With Love.

      Play Video Comment

    • Martin

      Andrew.

      The only thing I have to say is…you nailed it. Comedy is all about timing and you my friend, gave us all a lesson in it. You should go to the casino today….luck and grace are on your side. I like the added touch you had of looking over at yourself every now and then…just to see how you were doing. How many takes? one?

    • Martin

      Andrew.

      The only thing I have to say is…you nailed it. Comedy is all about timing and you my friend, gave us all a lesson in it. You should go to the casino today….luck and grace are on your side. I like the added touch you had of looking over at yourself every now and then…just to see how you were doing. How many takes? one?

    • http://www.rfcradio.com Andrew Riley

      Thank you very little.

    • http://www.rfcradio.com Andrew Riley

      Thank you very little.

    • Martin

      Another gem. I read that and thought, he’s thanking me…then BAM! Only a little…..Steve Martin, Andrew Riley, Rodney Dangerfield…

      So was the first joke about liberals being robots?

    • Martin

      Another gem. I read that and thought, he’s thanking me…then BAM! Only a little…..Steve Martin, Andrew Riley, Rodney Dangerfield…

      So was the first joke about liberals being robots?

    • http://www.rfcradio.com Andrew Riley

      Chevy Chase, actually.

      So are you like our pet troll or something? If not, I’m going to nominate you. You’re just adorable.

    • http://www.rfcradio.com Andrew Riley

      Chevy Chase, actually.

      So are you like our pet troll or something? If not, I’m going to nominate you. You’re just adorable.

    • Martin

      Here is a joke for you. The GOP. The party that is slowly moving towards fringe status. Don’t you wish you had that party that Regan owned? Not the one that carried a bible and a gun everywhere yelling about the United States being taken away…I bet you miss it a lot. That ol’ GOP was about small gov’t and independence. And then W. had to ruin it for everyone by growing gov’t at the fastest rate in history. He was like the anti – GOP.

      But he kept us safe right? Um, no. Actually, 9/11 was on his watch and then he went and killed thousands of American Soldiers (the actual name of the cheeseburger at Toby Keith’s).

      My point is this. The GOP is a joke. They will likely never recover from the beating they took last year. Unless you are pinning your hopes on Bobby Jindal. Nah. How about Sanford…sorry. How about Palin! Yeah….she’s the ticket. You could go with Romney…but then again, he thinks Jesus is coming back to Independence Missouri. Might not over well with your fanatical evangelicals.

    • Martin

      Here is a joke for you. The GOP. The party that is slowly moving towards fringe status. Don’t you wish you had that party that Regan owned? Not the one that carried a bible and a gun everywhere yelling about the United States being taken away…I bet you miss it a lot. That ol’ GOP was about small gov’t and independence. And then W. had to ruin it for everyone by growing gov’t at the fastest rate in history. He was like the anti – GOP.

      But he kept us safe right? Um, no. Actually, 9/11 was on his watch and then he went and killed thousands of American Soldiers (the actual name of the cheeseburger at Toby Keith’s).

      My point is this. The GOP is a joke. They will likely never recover from the beating they took last year. Unless you are pinning your hopes on Bobby Jindal. Nah. How about Sanford…sorry. How about Palin! Yeah….she’s the ticket. You could go with Romney…but then again, he thinks Jesus is coming back to Independence Missouri. Might not over well with your fanatical evangelicals.

    • 44Grim

      Martin, i think you don’t get the joke because your reasoning skills (and spelling) are below the IQ level of 50. I’m starting to get that impression. That or you’re just lazy. You complain about health care costs and use circular, contradictory reasoning to support a “public option”. You pay $1200 a month for insurance premiums and instead of shopping around, find it easier to complain about the costs. Guess what, it’s people like YOU making the economy worse. You settle for the least, in life, rather than shopping around a little bit and getting the most value for YOUR heard earned money. That’s why GM, Chrysler (and Ford may join them soon) were failing. They have your mindset. “we make crappy cars, but rather than put forth the effort to make quality cars again, we’ll continue sinking, accept handouts from the government, and hire famous people to be in our ads… oh, and we’ll keep our UAW, thank you very much, even though they’re the biggest reason our cars suck.”

      Toyota, Honda, Acura, Kia… they’re all doing well. Why? They make quality cars IN AMERICA for Americans. They haven’t yet lost sight of the fact that “if the customer’s not happy, he will not come back”.

      You are a joke, Martin. you are doing your very best to keep people divided so that we can’t fix these great problems America currently has. You can say stuff like “Bill Clinton balanced the budget” and “George W. Bush is the reason for 9/11″, and to an unmotivated, unintelligent person, you sound about right. But when people start doing their own research on what lead to 9/11, how the government ‘really’ works, and the fact that just 20 years ago, we were fighting against socialism (which we’re currently embracing in Washington DC), you sound sorta dumb (no offense).

      I could care less if the GOP “recovers” from that supposed beating the took last year. The Democrats have recovered from far more in the past (the Civil War, Bill Clinton) so I’m not worried about getting “change” in the Congress. I will vote for a Democrat if I agree with his principles, his previous voting records, his honest beliefs. I will do the same for an Independent or a Republican. I want them to take (R) and (D) off the ballots and see who gets elected. To say that “the GOP will never recover” shows how short sited and out of touch with reality that you are. Have you seen the polls lately? Obama, his health care plan, and his cronies in Congress are going down in flames. Open your eyes sir, and you may just see the Truth.

      Oh, and why did I make fun of your spelling? You don’t know how to spell Reagan. Regan was, if I remember correctly, part of Reagan’s Presidential Administration, but not the President. You are part of the problem because you are more worried about partisan politics than common sense solutions, and you don’t care to hear the truth.

      I’m under the impression that you’re much older than me, but I have more wisdom inside my small head.

    • 44Grim

      Martin, i think you don’t get the joke because your reasoning skills (and spelling) are below the IQ level of 50. I’m starting to get that impression. That or you’re just lazy. You complain about health care costs and use circular, contradictory reasoning to support a “public option”. You pay $1200 a month for insurance premiums and instead of shopping around, find it easier to complain about the costs. Guess what, it’s people like YOU making the economy worse. You settle for the least, in life, rather than shopping around a little bit and getting the most value for YOUR heard earned money. That’s why GM, Chrysler (and Ford may join them soon) were failing. They have your mindset. “we make crappy cars, but rather than put forth the effort to make quality cars again, we’ll continue sinking, accept handouts from the government, and hire famous people to be in our ads… oh, and we’ll keep our UAW, thank you very much, even though they’re the biggest reason our cars suck.”

      Toyota, Honda, Acura, Kia… they’re all doing well. Why? They make quality cars IN AMERICA for Americans. They haven’t yet lost sight of the fact that “if the customer’s not happy, he will not come back”.

      You are a joke, Martin. you are doing your very best to keep people divided so that we can’t fix these great problems America currently has. You can say stuff like “Bill Clinton balanced the budget” and “George W. Bush is the reason for 9/11″, and to an unmotivated, unintelligent person, you sound about right. But when people start doing their own research on what lead to 9/11, how the government ‘really’ works, and the fact that just 20 years ago, we were fighting against socialism (which we’re currently embracing in Washington DC), you sound sorta dumb (no offense).

      I could care less if the GOP “recovers” from that supposed beating the took last year. The Democrats have recovered from far more in the past (the Civil War, Bill Clinton) so I’m not worried about getting “change” in the Congress. I will vote for a Democrat if I agree with his principles, his previous voting records, his honest beliefs. I will do the same for an Independent or a Republican. I want them to take (R) and (D) off the ballots and see who gets elected. To say that “the GOP will never recover” shows how short sited and out of touch with reality that you are. Have you seen the polls lately? Obama, his health care plan, and his cronies in Congress are going down in flames. Open your eyes sir, and you may just see the Truth.

      Oh, and why did I make fun of your spelling? You don’t know how to spell Reagan. Regan was, if I remember correctly, part of Reagan’s Presidential Administration, but not the President. You are part of the problem because you are more worried about partisan politics than common sense solutions, and you don’t care to hear the truth.

      I’m under the impression that you’re much older than me, but I have more wisdom inside my small head.

    • http://maddmedic.wordpress.com Maddmedic

      “GOP moving towards fringe status”. or “Democratic Party moving towards socialism”.
      I’ll take the fringe status. I for one do not want the government on my life telling what to say or when I can say it or managing my “health care”. Such a wonderful job the Feds have done managing what? Medicare? Nope! Fraught with fraud! Social Securtiy? Not much secure with that is there? How about Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac? Sure screwed the pooch there and that was mostly Democrats as Bush, yes Bush! raised the alarm and got shot down by ….wait for it…Dodd, Frank and the rest of the leftists!! So give it a rest!!
      I happen to like my guns, Bible and Religion!!
      What do you believe in besides Big Government and OneBigAssedMistakeAmerica?
      Apparently not yourself!
      Maddmedic´s last blog ..Your Future Health Care My ComLuv Profile

    • http://maddmedic.wordpress.com Maddmedic

      “GOP moving towards fringe status”. or “Democratic Party moving towards socialism”.
      I’ll take the fringe status. I for one do not want the government on my life telling what to say or when I can say it or managing my “health care”. Such a wonderful job the Feds have done managing what? Medicare? Nope! Fraught with fraud! Social Securtiy? Not much secure with that is there? How about Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac? Sure screwed the pooch there and that was mostly Democrats as Bush, yes Bush! raised the alarm and got shot down by ….wait for it…Dodd, Frank and the rest of the leftists!! So give it a rest!!
      I happen to like my guns, Bible and Religion!!
      What do you believe in besides Big Government and OneBigAssedMistakeAmerica?
      Apparently not yourself!
      Maddmedic´s last blog ..Your Future Health Care My ComLuv Profile

    • Martin

      Turn out the lights…..competition is over.

      I have shopped my ensurance. This is the best I can do. No pre existing. I have had non employer and employer based insurance in the last four years and it is a can’t win. The small business I work out struggles to find coverage each year for us that is good and not cost prohibitive. Darn, I forgot. GOP is on the side of small business….remember? This past year I shopped my insurance outside of my employer’s plan to three other plans in the area and this was the best I could do. Oh well. I find it interesting that the people against healthcare reform are the ones that have good healthcare……why do they care?

      If you think that the changes being made make us a socialest country, you are really mistaken. We already are. We employ socialism everyday in this country and the recent uprising against healthcare reform is just a way for people to be upset that we have a black democrat president. Medicare. Medicaid. VA hospitals. Socialism!

      I have never owned a Ford. GM. Chevy. Any of those. Honda, Toyota or Nissan fore mi.

      I do think it is time to start another war.

    • Martin

      Turn out the lights…..competition is over.

      I have shopped my ensurance. This is the best I can do. No pre existing. I have had non employer and employer based insurance in the last four years and it is a can’t win. The small business I work out struggles to find coverage each year for us that is good and not cost prohibitive. Darn, I forgot. GOP is on the side of small business….remember? This past year I shopped my insurance outside of my employer’s plan to three other plans in the area and this was the best I could do. Oh well. I find it interesting that the people against healthcare reform are the ones that have good healthcare……why do they care?

      If you think that the changes being made make us a socialest country, you are really mistaken. We already are. We employ socialism everyday in this country and the recent uprising against healthcare reform is just a way for people to be upset that we have a black democrat president. Medicare. Medicaid. VA hospitals. Socialism!

      I have never owned a Ford. GM. Chevy. Any of those. Honda, Toyota or Nissan fore mi.

      I do think it is time to start another war.

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