SCANDAL: Joe Wilson Likes Being Awake, Alert

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Let’s see what’s going on in America…

Chavez is cozying up with Putin.

ACORN is advising pimps and hookers how to turn tricks and defraud the government.

Our troops are dying in Afghanistan and the president seems ambivalent.

But here’s the real scandal: Joe Wilson took caffeine pills!

CUE: DUN, Dun DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Yeah, it’s that bad:coffee2.jpg

It is unclear if Wilson still takes NoDoz, a brand of pill that contains 200 milligrams of caffeine a pop. By comparison, a seven ounce cup of drip coffee contains 115 to 175 milligrams of caffeine.

A source told The Hill in 2007 that the congressman ingested the tablets “like candy,” but Wilson insisted he was not addicted despite the fact that he had been taking them since high school.

“I love coffee, but I don’t have time to drink it and I don’t have access to it,” Wilson said at the time.

GREAT SCOTT! He’s likes coffee too!? What kind of monster is this?

No wonder he was so out of control when the the president started lying about the health care bill. HE WAS ALL HOPPED UP ON THE CAFFEINE!

This man is in serious danger, and probably poses a threat to others. Roland Griffiths, Ph.D., a professor in the departments of psychiatry and neuroscience at the Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, explains how:

“People are hesitant to think of it as a drug of addiction because it doesn’t have a lot of the health and adverse social consequences associated with our classic drugs of addiction…”

Honestly folks, can you see this story as anything other than a pitiful attempt at smearing someone who called it as he saw it and then told the president he was lying, which he was. My wife read this and said, “Kennedy was a drunk for years and years, but they go after this guy for caffeine pills?” Stop the ACLU notes, “Did they forget caffeine pills are legal and that Obama did dope and coke?”

Jimmie Bise is advocating a sting operation:

Perhaps they should stake out the Starbucks on Capitol Hill to see who else might be hooked on this dangerous substance. Why, we could have a real Republican Scandal aborning right in front of our eyes.

Someone get Joe a nice All American Blogger travel mug. That way he can take his coffee where ever he goes.

And I want to see the blogger who condemns Joe for drinking joe. I don’t know a blogger who isn’t all hopped up on coffee (or some other caffeine saturated beverage.)


Are caffeine addicts running the country?
Are caffeine addicts running the country?

Are caffeine addicts running our country?

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    • http://raymonty.blogspot.com Raymonty

      Thank you for the information.
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    • http://raymonty.blogspot.com Raymonty

      Thank you for the information.
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    • http://www.rfcradio.com Andrew Riley

      My name is Andrew, and I have a caffeine addiction.

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    • http://www.rfcradio.com Andrew Riley

      My name is Andrew, and I have a caffeine addiction.

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    • http://kentuckychronicle.wordpress.com/ Brandon Kiser

      “And I want to see the blogger who condemns Joe for drinking joe. I don’t know a blogger who isn’t all hopped up on coffee (or some other caffeine saturated beverage.)”

      Red Bull? Red Bull… RED BULL!!! RED BULL!!! RED BULL!!! RED BULL!!! RED BULL!!! RED BULL!!! RED BULL!!! RED BULL!!! RED BULL!!!

      Sorry.
      P.S. Andrew, McCafe SUCKS!!!!!!!!

      RED BULL!!!
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    • http://kentuckychronicle.wordpress.com/ Brandon Kiser

      “And I want to see the blogger who condemns Joe for drinking joe. I don’t know a blogger who isn’t all hopped up on coffee (or some other caffeine saturated beverage.)”

      Red Bull? Red Bull… RED BULL!!! RED BULL!!! RED BULL!!! RED BULL!!! RED BULL!!! RED BULL!!! RED BULL!!! RED BULL!!! RED BULL!!!

      Sorry.
      P.S. Andrew, McCafe SUCKS!!!!!!!!

      RED BULL!!!
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    • http://www.allamericanblogger.com Duane Lester

      So, what do you drink, Brandon?
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    • http://www.allamericanblogger.com Duane Lester

      So, what do you drink, Brandon?
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    • http://kentuckychronicle.wordpress.com/ Brandon Kiser

      Eh, just water.
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    • http://kentuckychronicle.wordpress.com/ Brandon Kiser

      Eh, just water.
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    • http://www.dukeoveramerica.com T.LaDuke

      The original post was great but the video response meh. I mean, you thank the liberals and democrats but you didn’t mention PROGRESSIVES you tool. Liberals is such a 80′s term.
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    • http://www.dukeoveramerica.com T.LaDuke

      The original post was great but the video response meh. I mean, you thank the liberals and democrats but you didn’t mention PROGRESSIVES you tool. Liberals is such a 80′s term.
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    • http://maddmedic.wordpress.com Maddmedic

      Coffee!! Hot, a little sugar and some milk please…and I mean a mug !!! And keep it full please!!
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    • http://maddmedic.wordpress.com Maddmedic

      Coffee!! Hot, a little sugar and some milk please…and I mean a mug !!! And keep it full please!!
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