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Some say with surprise
Obama how’d he
get a Peace Prize?

They say how could he have won?
With all his accomplishments
he aint done

Some say the Nobel committee gave him a present
For voting in the U.S. Senate
130 times present

But just in case you missed it
All his accomplishments
I will now list it

How about that bling,
He got that
from a Saudi King

Often he would scored
In a basketball game
15 point or more

Or how can you discount his dreams?
He had
for our Olympic teams

Or what about all the Community organizing he has done
Teaching inner city kids
being chased by gangs how to run

The Nobel committee Obama they did choose
Look at Bush
all he ever got was a pair of shoes

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Arafat, Gore, O-blah-blah-blah-ma. Call it the Nobel Piece of s*** prize from now on. Alfred Nobel would find these Norwegian numbnuts and shove a stick of dynamite where the sun don’t shine. They probably saw a picture of Michelle in the morning and feared for their lives if they didn’t give it to him.

Global politics are almost as laughable as American politics. Time to start from scratch before the only people that have anything to show for their lives are the ones that have it now.

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Bob Dylan, album Infidels, song title Man of Peace

Look out your window, baby, there’s a scene you’d like to catch,
The band is playing “Dixie,” a man got his hand outstretched.
Could be the Fuhrer
Could be the local priest.
You know sometimes
Satan comes as a man of peace.

He got a sweet gift of gab, he got a harmonious tongue,
He knows every song of love that ever has been sung.
Good intentions can be evil,
Both hands can be full of grease.
You know that sometimes Satan comes as a man of peace.

Well, first he’s in the background, then he’s in the front,
Both eyes are looking like they’re on a rabbit hunt.
Nobody can see through him,
No, not even the Chief of Police.
You know that sometimes Satan comes as a man of peace.

Well, he catch you when you’re hoping for a glimpse of the sun,
Catch you when your troubles feel like they weigh a ton.
He could be standing next to you,
The person that you’d notice least.
I hear that sometimes Satan comes as a man of peace.

Well, he can be fascinating, he can be dull,
He can ride down Niagara Falls in the barrels of your skull.
I can smell something cooking,
I can tell there’s going to be a feast.
You know that sometimes Satan comes as a man of peace.

He’s a great humanitarian, he’s a great philanthropist,
He knows just where to touch you, honey, and how you like to be kissed.
He’ll put both his arms around you,
You can feel the tender touch of the beast.
You know that sometimes Satan comes as a man of peace.

Well, the howling wolf will howl tonight, the king snake will crawl,
Trees that’ve stood for a thousand years suddenly will fall.
Wanna get married? Do it now,
Tomorrow all activity will cease.
You know that sometimes Satan comes as a man of peace.

Somewhere Mama’s weeping for her blue-eyed boy,
She’s holding them little white shoes and that little broken toy
And he’s following a star,
The same one them three men followed from the East.
I hear that sometimes Satan comes as a man of peace.

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