Man Arrested for Drinking Coffee…Naked…In His Own House

Imagine it’s 0530.

You drag yourself out of bed, the house is empty and you need some coffee. Oh, and you’re naked.

So you leave the bedroom and head into the kitchen, naked, and start brewing some morning java. Once it’s done, you pour yourself a cup, naked, and start enjoying it.

Little do you know that outside, at 0530 in the morning, a mother and her seven year old son are walking by, doing who knows what, and sees you…naked…and calls the police.

Fairfax County Police spokeswoman Mary Ann Jennings said the woman claimed [Eric] Williamson then moved and exposed himself again through a large front window.

In his defence, Williamson said: “I’m by myself. So I come down here – the roommates are gone, and it’s my house.

“I never had a conversation with anyone, never saw anyone. Didn’t cross my mind, came and got coffee. I mean if I stood and seemed comfortable in my kitchen possibly it’s natural. It’s my kitchen.”

In order for the charges to stick in court, it has to be proven that Williamson knew they were outside his house, looking in his windows and that he intentionally exposed himself to them.

I don’t see that happening. But I do foresee Mr. Williamson being a little more discreet, and using his curtains a little more often.