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On Regret, Voter’s Remorse and UK Masturbation Mishaps

I’m sure it seemed like a good idea at the time.  Looking back, they could never imagine it would turn out like it did.

With the 20/20 vision of hindsight, they wish they had made a different choice.  But it was too late.  They were already in over their heads.

Who am I talking about?  A group and a man, an ocean apart.

The first are those who fell into the razzle-dazzle of the Obama campaign, cast their ballot for Barack Obama and now regret it.

The second is a UK man who got his penis stuck in a steel pipe and needed the fire department to get it out.

image Both had entirely different ideas on how their actions would end up, only to find themselves regretting what they chose. 

People like the young man to the right.  People like David Brooks:

Those of us who consider ourselves moderates — moderate-conservative, in my case — are forced to confront the reality that Barack Obama is not who we thought he was.

There is no way the Obama voters with buyer’s remorse could see him doing some of the things he has done:  not closing GITMO, bringing KSM to New York for trial, no government option, trillions of dollars in spending, no transparency, lobbyists in his administration, bowing to foreign monarchs, the apology tours.

This is not the administration they were promised.  This was supposed to be “Change.”

It wasn’t.  It was a big steaming pile of “Oh no what have I done?!” 

Much like the British man must have thought when he got his penis stuck.  One assumes he expected to experience something pleasing, much like being part of a historic presidency.  Maybe even better.

And then…

A UK man got his penis so horribly stuck inside of a steel pipe Tuesday that it took seven firefighters and a metal grinder to get it out.

It took firefighters 30 minutes to cut the pipe off, leaving the penis within bruised and swollen, but otherwise unharmed.

In the end, both find themselves wishing they had done something different and need others to get them out of their predicament.

obama pipe

It’s kinda like this, only far more expensive…and we are all stuck.

Update:

Story was too much for Free Republic:

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Whatever. 

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  • GRIM

    he’s who I thought he was… that’s why I so passionately rooted against him and tried telling as many people as possible.
    the good from his presidency: people are waking up
    the bad: everything else.

  • GRIM

    he’s who I thought he was… that’s why I so passionately rooted against him and tried telling as many people as possible.
    the good from his presidency: people are waking up
    the bad: everything else.

  • http://www.fingersmalloy.com Fingers T Malloy

    Wow… No really… Wow…

  • http://www.fingersmalloy.com Fingers T Malloy

    Wow… No really… Wow…

  • http://twitter.com/irishduke/statuses/7544655294 irishduke (Thomas LaDuke)

    What do people who voted For President Obama and those who have strange fetishes have in common????? http://tinyurl.com/ycjn2uf SGP TCOT

  • http://www.rightofanation.com Scott

    Love the article.

    I have a feeling that a lot of people, especially those in groups that “traditionally vote Democrat,” really didn’t do any research on Obama, they just saw that voting for him was “the cool thing to do.”

  • http://www.rightofanation.com Scott

    Love the article.

    I have a feeling that a lot of people, especially those in groups that “traditionally vote Democrat,” really didn’t do any research on Obama, they just saw that voting for him was “the cool thing to do.”