This clown gets hauled in for assault on a woman and when he sees the fingerprinting machine, he freaks:
“The officer said he had a concerned look and started speaking quickly in Portuguese,” said Shastany. “He suddenly fell to the ground, snorting, and his arms were flailing. He was arching his back and we has kicking wildly in an apparent desperate medical condition.”
Paramedics came to the police station as officers tried to calm the man down and they determined he needed no medical attention.
So the medics declare malingering, so the next best thing to do: assault a cop. That’s a sure fix:
“He grabbed Officer (Phil) Hurton’s arm and started squeezing it hard and Hurton wasn’t able to break his grasp,” Shastany said. It took four officers to get him to release Hurton, who was bloodied.
Finally they get this guy printed, they find out he’s an illegal alien and, he’s got a warrant out for him.
Not a good day for Flavio DeSouza-Marinho.
