There was a time, not too long ago, that I was trying to get a job in communications. I was looking for a New Media position with either a conservative organization or a conservative Congress critter. So, I polished up my resume, writing it to highlight all my successes working in New Media, and sent it out.

Nothing.

Not even a nibble.

So I sent my resume to a bunch of people I know who have done what I was trying to do and asked them to give it a look-see and tell me what I needed to fix on it. I got a lot of feedback, and made some changes.

After a new round of mailings, I still wasn’t hearing back.

Some would call my inability to land a job “interesting.” But I realize now what my mistake was. I sent it to people who knew about the industry when I should have just sent it to the president:

During his Google+ hangout Pres. Obama tells a woman that her husband shouldn’t be unemployed from the growth he has seen in the economy. Obama said he finds it “interesting” because he is getting “the word” that someone in her husband’s job field “should be able to find something right away.”

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“Can I ask you what kind of engineer your husband is?,” Obama said to the wife of the unemployed engineer.

“He’s a semiconductor engineer,” she responded.

“It is interesting to me — and I meant what I said if your send me your husband’s resume, I’d be interested in finding out exactly what’s happening right there because the word that we’re getting is that somebody in that type of high-tech field, that kind of engineer, should be able to find something right away.

I know, right? Same with New Media. Maybe I need to send my resume to the Obama. I’m sure he’s not to busy with anything else. He’s probably got a few minutes to look my resume over for typos or areas where the wording could be better.

After all, he’s just the leader of the free world. Or it is Leader from Behind of the Free World, now? Either way, I’m glad he’s solved all the problems the country faces so he has time to do resume consultations. That’s awesome. I think maybe I’ll send him my resume and see what advice he can offer me.

UPDATE:

If you want to send your resume in also, the White House is waiting for it here. You’ll have to cut and paste it in the message box, but it’s the only way I found to send it in. As of right now, there is no ResumeWatch@WhiteHouse.gov.

UPDATE 2:

Here’s the video:

The first Instalanche I ever received was for a throwaway blog post I wrote about “professor” being a racist code word:

Someone needs to make a list. I’ll go ahead and start it.

Articulate=racist.

Left wing=racist.

Socialist=racist.

Palling around with terrorists=racist.

And now, because they said so, condemning an approach to terrorism as a criminal act rather than an act of war=racist.

I should have kept that list going. Maybe I’ll start a side project, similar to warmlist, the website that tracks all the things caused by global warming.

Here are a few more code words or dog whistles or whatever they are called this week: “entitlement society,” “Constitution,” “poor work ethic,” and “Founding Fathers.” It’s true because Juan Williams said so:

The language of GOP racial politics is heavy on euphemisms that allow the speaker to deny any responsibility for the racial content of his message. The code words in this game are “entitlement society” — as used by Mitt Romney — and “poor work ethic” and “food stamp president” — as used by Newt Gingrich. References to a lack of respect for the “Founding Fathers” and the “Constitution” also make certain ears perk up by demonizing anyone supposedly threatening core “old-fashioned American values.”

The code also extends to attacks on legal immigrants, always carefully lumped in with illegal immigrants, as people seeking “amnesty” and taking jobs from Americans.

There’s a part of me that wants to vent and break the All American Wife’s editorial prohibition on dropping F-bombs in my writing, but there’s another part, a larger part, that accepts what is going on and is resigned to the reality that whatever is said or done for the next 10 months, regardless if the person is black, white, Cuban, Mexican or Asian, if it is in any way against the left, it will be maligned as racist.

Everything.

When you can’t mention the Founding Fathers without it being a racist dog whistle, you know what I am saying is true.  You need to accept that as fact.  This isn’t going to be a campaign about the positives and negatives of a particular candidate’s economic philosophy, or their particular belief in the role of government.  It is going to be a campaign designed to divide the nation by class and race.

And they have a head start.  (That’s probably racist.)

To paraphrase the governor of the great state of Texas, if this doesn’t give you goosebumps, you don’t have a heart:

Either that, or you just aren’t a fan.

I am a fan, despite the author being a GIGANTIC liberal. The series couldn’t have been done better so far, and season two will be EPIC if they do it was well. It starts April 1st.

I’ll be at Bob’s if you need me.

I am not a fan of Joe Scarborough. I just want to get that out of the way.

That being said, he knocked it out of the park in this clip:

SCARBOROUGH: Let me tell you who they is. Let me tell you who they is. Let’s say the national media like you. How many times did you bring up John Kerry’s 13.1 percent tax rate in 2004?

HEILEMANN: I don’t, all I’m trying to tell you is that…

SCARBOROUGH: Is that none or one?

HEILEMANN: I’m going to tell you, you going to let me answer?

SCARBOROUGH: Is that two? Answer the question: How many times did you bring it up?

HEILEMANN: How many times did I bring it up?

SCARBOROUGH: Yeah.

HEILEMANN: Possibly none.

SCARBOROUGH: Okay.

John Kerry has more money than Mitt Romney. He paid a lower rate. He even tried to use a neighboring state as a tax shelter for his yacht.

But the media didn’t think all this was important in 2004.

Amazing was a little hope and change can do to what the media finds important.

Not that Republican primary voters look to him for voting advice, but recently socialist George Soros said the following:

Q: You were an early supporter of President Barack Obama. What report card do you give him now?

Soros: I think I’m not the only one who’s been slightly disappointed, uh, and uh, I continue to support him actually, uh, in view of the alternative.

Q: The Republicans, or any particular Republican?

Soros: Well, look. I think you’ll have an extremely conservative, be it Gingrich or Santorum, in which case, I think it would make a big difference, which of the two comes in. If it’s between Obama and Romney, there isn’t all that much difference, except for the crowd that they bring with them.

That’s a ringing endorsement for Santorum and Gingrich.

Hat Tip: Freedom’s Lighthouse

Update: You know, after watching this video a few times, so I could transcribe it, Soros’ voice starting sounding familiar. Just a bit ago, it downed on me. He sounds like Gru from Despicable Me:

It could just be me, I suppose. I’d have to hear Soros say, “dart gun” for me to be sure.

Yesterday on Fox New Sunday, Rep. Paul Ryan laid out Obama with a verbal one-two punch:

‘The irony of this is the president’s policies do the exact opposite. We basically have this. The president can’t run on his record. It’s a miserable record. He is not going to change his tune and moderate like say Bill Clinton did in 1996 because he’s really stuck with his ideology so he has no choice but to divide. So he is going to run a very decisive campaign for political gain and he has this concept of fairness and equality where he uses the kind of rhetoric we use, but the policies he’s producing will result in crony capitalism will result in more power in the government to supervise our lives, to give us a stagnant economy where the rich and the powerful are the ones who are picking it. So what I’m trying to say is he is giving us a future of debt, doubt, and decline. ‘

This will absolutely be a campaign based on another political idea, similar to the ’08 campaign where he ran on these ethereal concepts like “Hope” and “Change.” This time, it will be fairness.

But, as Ryan says, this administration isn’t about fairness when it comes to the marketplace, it’s about taking the property of the people and distributing it to the businesses which helped Obama the most. How is it fair to take corporate income taxes from the oil companies and turn around and give it to companies developing “green technology?”

But that’s too deep for this campaign. Obama isn’t worried about the voter thinking about that. He and his team will be working, as Rep. Ryan said, to divide. And the divide will focus on two places: race and class.

The marching orders have already been sent out. You could see that clearly in the message Al Sharpton had one his show the other night where he kept asking “Is it fair? Is it fair?”

He couldn’t get off that message. It was transparent.

Rep. Ryan is right. Obama’s campaign is going to be about dividing the electorate. This is going to do a lot of damage to the country.

Hat Tip: Fox Nation

Update:

After I posted this, I found this from Marco Rubio. In it, he says:

President Obama has a year left in the White House. So what are his plans now to make things better? What does he plan to do now, that he didn’t do before? Well we got our answer Tuesday night. He plans to divide us against each other. To pit Americans against other Americans in the hopes of generating enough votes to get re-elected.

He tells Americans worried about their jobs that the way to help them is to raise their bosses’ taxes.

He tells those who are hurting that the only way they can be better off, is for others to be worse off.

He tells all of us that the only way for some of us to climb up the economic ladder is for others to be pulled down.

This divisive rhetoric, this effort to gain political support by convincing some that they will be better off if we punish others, this stuff has never worked anywhere it’s been tried.

The policies may never have worked, but the rhetoric has. That’s what keeps me up at night, the idea that enough Americans may actually believe what Obama’s spewing.

According to CPAC Blogger of the Year Javier Manarres at The Shark Tank, one of the superstars of the Tea Party, Lt. Col. Allen West has been targeted for elimination. The twist is, he’s been targeted by the GOP in Florida and the effort is led by a Mitt Romney spokesman:

After last night’s [Jan. 26] Republican Presidential debate, the candidates’ respective spinmeisters made their cases to the media as to why their guy won the debate. One of Governor Mitt Romney’s spokesmen was Florida Representative Will Weatherford, and during the course of his remarks in the “Spin Room”, he shed a very dim light on the ongoing redistricting process in the Florida Legislature….

West’s congressional district inexplicably sheds the most out support as compared to all other incumbent Republican and Democrat Congressman. A few weeks back we quoted an unnamed legislator saying that, “Allen West was screwed”, a statement which was originally made about made five months before the purposed maps were made public, leading insiders to believe that the fix was in against Allen West. But in light of Weatherford’s comment, it is increasingly clear that this is a fait accompli.

According to Weatherford, those preliminary maps will not change- at the most, any additional changes would be minimal, and those changes would not make any appreciable difference from the preliminary maps. In addition, Weatherford stated that a deal was struck between him, Senate President Mike Haridopolos, and Senator Don Gaetz to finalize these maps and push them through as soon as possible.

Glenn Jacobson at Legal Insurrection is convinced the fix is in also.

West is a fighter, but if this actually happens, it simply opens up the door to run for Senate.

Senator Allen West. That has a nice ring to it.

UPDATE:

Javier just posted the following:

Aside from the fact that we entirely stand by the assertions in the post, we believe that Florida Representative Will Weatherford is being dealt a raw deal.

Adding later:

While the conservative movement’s distrust of Romney is both valid and understandable, it is straining credulity to begin to believe that Mitt Romney or his presidential campaign are in any way attempting to “screw over” Congressman Allen West in the redistricting process here in Florida, and this certainly applies to Representative Weatherford as well.

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In summary, do I believe that the ‘higher’ authorities in Florida’s Legislature struck a backroom deal that would benefit their future political aspirations and give the stiff-arm to Congressman Allen West? My answer is a resounding ‘Yes.’

So, what I’m getting from this, and let me know i the comments if you see it differently, is that yes, the Florida establishment GOP is probably working out something that isn’t to Rep. West’s favor, but blaming Rep. Weatherford for it because he spoke for Mitt Romney isn’t fair.

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